Funny Birthday Poems

To recognize your birthday we wrote just for you
This poem to recognize all that you do
It's hard to believe the decade you are in
We think it is marvelous you still manage to grin
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We are glad it is you, we say with a smile
Seeing you get older makes this day worthwhile
A happy birthday we wish you
We noticed you are getting slower in all you do
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Today is the day you have finally rounded the bend
Never to advance to this age again
We would like to give you some advice
Don't try and celebrate this birthday twice
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Your wrinkles must be caused from the sun
And your joints are stiff due to the run
Your hair is graying did you know
But don't you worry we still love you so.
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A Happy Birthday we say with pleasure
It seems you almost as old as treasure
Whenever you are ready
We will cut the cake and hold you steady.
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You used to say who played that tune
Know you just sit and watch the moon
Even though you are older and are so straight
We still think you're neat and oh so great.
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