Funny Birthday Sayings
Enjoy our collection of funny birthday sayings. Use these sayings when you want to make the birthday person smile. These sayings and quotes are ones that people have shared with us over the years and they have always made us laugh. No matter what age, giving the gift of laughter is always appreciated! You can't stop the birthdays from coming, but you add a smiles to the day. Enjoy and share these funny and some famous, birthday sayings."The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly,
and lie about your age."
Lucille Ball
"The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune."
English Proverb
"Age is a number and keep yours unlisted."
Author Unknown
"Looking fifty is great - if you’re sixty."
Joan Rivers
"About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age."
Gloria Pitzer
"It is better to wear out than to rust out."
Bishop Richard Cumberland
"Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,
And count each birthday with a grateful mind."
Alexander Pope
"Age is something that doesn’t matter,
unless you are a cheese."
Billie Burke
"Just remember, once you’re over the hill
you begin to pick up speed."
Charles Schulz
"When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half."
Gracie Allen
"Birthdays are good for you.
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."
Larry Lorenzoni
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"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday." John Glenn
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime." John P. Grier
"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do." Phyllis Diller
"No wise man ever wished to be younger." Jonathan Swift
"A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip." Author Unknown
"Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative." Author Unknown
"Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. " Caryn Leschen
"The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary." Arthur Schopenhauer
"To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am." Bernard Baruch.
"Old people are fond of giving good advice; it consoles them for no longer being capable of setting a bad example." Francois De La Rochefoucauld
"The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet." Robert Orben
"Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake." Steven Wright
"Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age." C.E.M. Joad
"Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age." Victor Hugo
"Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own." J. P. Sears
"A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating." Arnold Bennett
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